"Why did I sign with the Nationals? When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J. Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It's four in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me."That's got to be up there with the all-time great quotes in sports, but I'm wondering how the Nationals feel about it.
(Quote via Anthony Rieber of The Final Score)