Back for another week of ranking the NFL's teams, top-to-bottom, in a pro wrestling format. The Main Event teams are the best of the league, as you would imagine. The mid-card tier is for teams who aren't quite there, but show a fight and have potential. Then there are the jobbers, who really shouldn't even dress for the games anymore. Here is this week's 1-32 list. Enjoy.
1| Steelers (11-3) : They didn't win pretty - and maybe they didn't deserve the win at all - but they got it done, like they have every week. Let's not forget that the Stillers are playing the toughest schedule in the NFL and doing very well.
2| Panthers (11-3) : Another big win for the Panthers, setting up their Week 16 showdown with the Giants for home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs.
3| Giants (11-3) : Another tough divisional loss for the G-Men. They looked even more pitiful than the week before against Philly. The losses of Plaxico Burress and Brandon Jacobs are starting to be felt on the field.
4| Titans (12-2) : I know the game was in Houston and the Texans are rolling right now, but you can't lose that game if you're the Titans.
5| Colts (10-4) : Remember when the Colts were 4-4 and everyone thought they had no shot at the playoffs?
6| Falcons (9-5) : Matt Ryan threw a couple picks but was otherwise efficient. Does the NFL award a 'Comeback Team of the Year?'
7| Vikings (9-5) : Tarvaris Jackson looked like the quarterback Brad Childress thought he was, throwing 4 TDs in a rout of the Cardinals.
8| Patriots (9-5) : Matt Cassel is going to make a lot of money very soon. Talk about a great break for him. He hadn't started a game since high school then Tom Brady gets hurt and he steps in and shows he has the weapons needed to be a successful QB in this league. And it all happens in his contract year.
9| Ravens (9-5) : Can't drop them too far after they played a great game and lost thanks to a questionable call. Sure, we don't know what would have happened if that catch hadn't been ruled a TD, but if the Steelers had opted to tie it with a field goal, who knows what happens in the OT.
10| Buccaneers (9-5) : A couple tough division losses in the last few weeks have the Bucs' playoff chances looking more and more slim.
11| Dolphins (9-5) 
12| Cowboys (9-5) 
13| Jets (9-5) 
14| Eagles (8-5-1) 
15| Bears (8-6) 
16| Cardinals (8-6) 
17| Broncos (8-6) 
18| Texans (7-7) 
19| Chargers (6-8) 
20| Saints (7-7) 
21| Redskins (7-7) 
22| 49ers (5-9) 
23| Jaguars (5-9) 
24| Bills (6-8) 
25| Packers (5-9) 
26| Browns (4-10) 
27| Chiefs (2-12) 
28| Bengals (2-11-1) 
29| Raiders (3-11) 
30| Seahawks (3-11) 
31| Rams (2-12) 
32| Lions (0-14)