This photo is my only evidence to support the above claim, but come on. Just look at her. She looks like a jacked-up Amy Winehouse with better hair.
Alex Rodriguez is a superstar for the New York Yankees, he's worth almost a half-billion dollars, and he's not a bad looking guy. So why - WHY?! - would he be hooking up with Madonna? The guy could get any woman he wants, including Canadian strippers and muscular females, so why settle for Madonna, who will be 50 in August?